10. Start negotiations with W.R. Grace as to building a new plant in Gaza - will drive property values down immediately
9. President can nose around and see if there's anything for sale around Crawford, Texas
8. Start a rumor: Tell the settlers to move before John Bolton takes his post at the United Nations, or they're on their own
7. Will have a word with Wolfowitz at the World Bank about getting some low-interest loans for the settlers
6. Hey, U.S. controls Iraq .. Should be able to carve out some prime real estate for the settlers
5. Will see if Donald Trump can put together a team of Apprentices to work on the problem
4. In case of Civil War, America won't send solders, but only the actors from the reenactments to assist - they have all the gear
3. Tell the settlers it's for a special edition of Extreme Makeover
2. Offer the settlers free iPods for moving
1. Start a rumor: That if found innocent, Michael Jackson plans on moving into the area
9. President can nose around and see if there's anything for sale around Crawford, Texas
8. Start a rumor: Tell the settlers to move before John Bolton takes his post at the United Nations, or they're on their own
7. Will have a word with Wolfowitz at the World Bank about getting some low-interest loans for the settlers
6. Hey, U.S. controls Iraq .. Should be able to carve out some prime real estate for the settlers
5. Will see if Donald Trump can put together a team of Apprentices to work on the problem
4. In case of Civil War, America won't send solders, but only the actors from the reenactments to assist - they have all the gear
3. Tell the settlers it's for a special edition of Extreme Makeover
2. Offer the settlers free iPods for moving
1. Start a rumor: That if found innocent, Michael Jackson plans on moving into the area
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