10. Armament for vehicles - Stands up well to most enemy fire (except RPG's)
9. In case field identification necessary, roughly 27 Korans stacked is same height of Osama Bin Laden
8. Coasters in Officer's Clubs; Sweat rings add to the mystique of the book
7. President Bush uses one as a doorstop in Oval Office
6. MP's tell Muslim prisoners that Michael Jackson uses Koran to seduce young boys at Neverland
5. Black Op's guys at Guantanamo have gift Koran, pages laced with poison, for Fidel Castro
4. Halliburton is making a killing selling the Koran-On-Tape in the Mid-East
3. You know, it only takes four-or-five copies to give a jeep stuck in the mud traction to get out
2. To inflict mental torture, U.S. Military gives Muslim prisoners the Gideon Koran
1. For some G.I.'s, a box of chocolates, pair of nylons and copy of the Koran covers an entire weekend
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