Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Ways PBS Chief Ken Tomlinson Plans On Making PBS More "Right"


10. Replace Tavis Smiley with Mexican President Vincente Fox


9. Masterpiece Theatre becomes Masterpiece Justice Sundays Theatre

8. Not everyone into white wine and brie; How about a few, beer-drinking, whole-hog cooking shows for a change

7. Sign up Newt Gingrich and Anne Coulter to co-host the Tucker Carlson Show and in bow-tie as well

6. Nothing wrong with having some Christian music shows on NPR

5. Expand hunting season and place bounty for that gay-loving, lesbian-hugging rabbit, Buster

4. Kill NPR's All Things Considered and replace with 'Only Right-Wing, Conservative, Christian Things Considered'

3. Let the Bush Administration rewrite ombudsman's reports to the way they like it - they have the experience

2. New cartoon series - Patriot Act for Kids!

1. Two words for Bill Moyer - Special Rendition

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