News Item: The Thumpees Try Their Luck at the Blame Game
10. Didn’t break out the Zarqawi Photo in the final days, to remind people that we caught him and made the country safer
9. Karl Rove went out and used some kind of new-fangled “The Math” and we don’t know what the hell he was counting
8. We should have come out first, and claimed John Kerry was stupid
7. Holding back putting the documents about Mushroom Clouds on the “Operation Iraqi Freedom Document Portal” Website hurt us
6. Cheney, and that wife of his, trying to sell her book right in the heat of the campaign
5. We didn’t do anything wrong, it was just one of those "Ek-A-Lec-Tic" voting things
4. I could have started denying we said “Stay The Course” earlier
3. Tony Snow banging his head on the podium... Made us look like idiots
2. Preoccupied with how I was going to tell Donald Rumsfeld he was fired
1. If Michael J. Fox never went out and got Parkinson Disease, then Rush Limbaugh never would have had to make a fuss over it
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