Sunday, November 05, 2006

Weekend Special - Sautéed Cloves 5 November 2006













Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld
is expected to announce this week a new plan to secure Baghdad by deploying "slingshooters" throughout the city















Former Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz said that he feels "justified" in his beliefs that it was the right thing to do in invading and occupying Iraq and went on to predict that the "hanging of Saddam Hussein should pay for itself"















Already fighting of charges that they orchestrated the verdict of Hussein to come before the Midterm elections, the Bush Administration has a new scandal to deal with, as Under Secretary of State for Public Diplomacy and Public Affairs Karen Hughes has been charged with "scalping" tickets to the Saddam hanging














The Bush Administration is going a step further in their plans to not allow detainees to speak about their "robust interrogations" and have put forward a program to also sew their eyes shut














"Me? ... You'll be a Lame Duck Vice President there smiley ... Put that in your Secret Bunker and smoke it!"



















In the "Can't-Catch-A-Break" department, former Vice President Al Gore, for the two-days his collegaue, Senator John Kerry, was engulfed in his "botched joke" snafu, Gore frantically waved at reporters and television cameras, in an effort to take the attention away from Kerry, but to no avail - the media ignored Gore

3 comments:

ascap_scab said...

Talk about botching a joke!!

Gore's running mate was Lieberman.
Kerry's running mate was Edwards.

No wonder Lieberman is about to get re-elected. Lefties have no memory. Lay off the bong!!

The Garlic said...

ascap scab

Thanks for the comment ... I had changed it in my file, but forgot to edit it on-line in the post before I shut down last night

Peace
JTD

Anonymous said...

Very Funny Stuff

Love the Karen Hughes and Wolfowitz jabs

KR in DC