News Item: Bush Lights National Christmas Tree
10. This is the second tree they brought in ... Rumsfeld picked out the first one... It had scrawny branches and hardly any bark
9. I heard there’s a simulcast thing going on ... They’re making Maliki put up and light a tree in Baghdad, but it will be built into the security thing over there
8. I don’t see the Cheney’s but the daughter’s wife is here
7. I heard we were going to call it the “National Holiday Tree” until Bill O’Reilly started flapping his gums
6. Did you know this is the most expensive National Christmas Tree ever - Halliburton decorated it and strung the lights
5. Look, the First Lady’s dress is the same color as the tree!
4. I think he’s a little steamed ... He kept pacing, mumbling something about lighting the tree isn’t something Baker is making him do
3. Nice touch with the “Tree Lighting Accomplished” banner
2. It’s a new lighting system this year ... The Park’s people found this really cool design on the “Operation Iraqi Freedom Document Portal” Website
He kept pacing, mumbling something about lighting the tree isn’t something Baker is making him do
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