President Palin! ... Good Bob Franken Spoof

Oh Man, when we espied this post last evening, it was like "Yikes", did we just wake up from a coma?

Veteran newsman, and former CNN Political Reporter, Bob Franken projects out, tongue firmly in cheek, of Ms. Ya'Bet'cha actually winning the Presidency in 2012, and it is a major hoot.

By far the largest voting bloc in the United States turned against Obama -- those who had no health insurance, which was everyone but government workers. The rich paid for their medical care at hospitals within their barricaded communities.

As to The Wasilla Whiz Kid's cabinet, it includes;

Vice President Newt Gingrich
Attorney General Greta Van Susteren
Press Secretary Sean Hannity

You gotta figure that Pinhead Faux Plumber Joe would wind up with some plum post, as would The Cheeseburger That Sweats (aka Rush Limbaugh - H/T Barry Crimmins).

Go read Bob Franken's "Sarah Palin 2013: A Look Ahead", it is extremely humorous, and with a killer punchline to end it.

Good Post Alert - Martin Lewis's "Ads The GOP Would Run Against Obama - #1 "Ooops!"

Not only was it bound to happen, but, surely, if he does go on to win the nomination, you can, pretty safely, bet that the RNC/GOP Smear Machine will be all over this.

Headline from the Los Angeles Times yesterday;

Obama said oops on 6 state Senate votes; He pushed the wrong button, he asserted at the time. Two of the admitted flubs were on hotly contested issues.

Barack Obama angered fellow Democrats in the Illinois Senate when he voted to strip millions of dollars from a child welfare office on Chicago's West Side. But Obama had a ready explanation: He goofed.

"I was not aware that I had voted no," he said that day in June 2002, asking that the record be changed to reflect that he "intended to vote yes."

Hmmm ... Do the Illinois lawmakers need some kind of Occupational Therapy? ... Lessons in pushing buttons?

"The rules allow state lawmakers to clear up a mishap if they suffered from a momentary case of stumbly fingers or a lapse in attention. Correcting the record is common practice in the Illinois Legislature, where lawmakers routinely cast numerous votes in a hurry.

But some lawmakers say the practice also offers a relatively painless way to placate both sides of a difficult issue. Even if a lawmaker admits an error, the actual vote stands and the official record merely shows the senator's "intent."

Maybe, they should adopt some baseball in the Illinois legislature, and bring in a few "designated button-pushers"

Anywho ...

Writer/Producer/Satirist and, self-described "The World’s LEAST-Reserved Englishman", Martin Lewis, has beaten them to the punch.

Check out "Ads The GOP Would Run Against Obama - #1 "Ooops!"


More Martin Lewis Riffs

Martin Lewis Website

Martin Lewis: Give Karl Rove The Ultimate Gift!

"Let's Twist Again": Right-wing Bloggers Smear HuffPost

Defending Martin Lewis ... It's Satire, Stupid!

Bush Meets Monty Python!

Chopped Garlic: Yeah, What Coulter Said Was Horrible, But Did She Write It?

Well, it seems that Darth Vaderess is at it again, insulting and smearing John Edwards... Perhaps one of the questions today is if Coulter actually thought up and wrote that line, or did she continue her behavior of plagiarizing it from somewhere ...

The Garlic got an exclusive last summer, as to the first draft of Coulter's response to plagiarism charges levied at her.

Coulter Speaks (Sort Of) - Garlic Exclusive! 1st Draft Of Coulter’s Plagiarism Response

Links
Here's some good reading you should check out

The Shame Of Ann Coulter by Joe Gandelman

Coulter reference to Edwards as "faggot" gives rise to questions for media

Edwards Campaign Responds to Coulter Calling Him 'Faggot'

Coulter’s Plagiarism Problem

White House Calls Coulter On The Carpet; "Poison" Remarks Force Increase In HSD Budget


What, exactly, kind of rehab is available for Darth Vaderess?

Top Ten Cloves: Reasons Rick Santorum Is Joining Fox News

News Item: Rick Santorum To Join Fox News

10. Someone had to fill, so to speak, Rita Cosby's place at Fox

9. Needs the power of Fox to finish of his hunt for gay priests

8. Suddenly realized, now that he's out-of-office, he doesn't have any restrictions on meeting with lobbyists and can really cash in

7. He's really turned on by Ann Coulter, especially when she's wearing that eye patch

6. Part of the deal for Fox to get the exclusive video on the WMD's Santorum found

5. Santorum doesn't know it yet, but he's being placed in new show "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?", but as the kid who always answers wrong

4. Sean Hannity personally recommended Santorum, for his Iranian Bus Strike plan

3. With the 2008 Presidential race heating up early, Fox needs someone who can really piss off gay people

2. The Ethics and Public Policy Center is quietly paying Roger Ailes to take Santorum off their hands

1. Win-Win Situation ... Fox wanted someone on their roster in the event a "Man-On-Dog" story broke

Which one would you bet on in a test against a 5th Grader?