Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Evidence of "Intelligent Design" In President Bush's Life

10. How else to account for the patience in standing by John Bolton?

9. The Harkin Energy stocks didn't get sold by themselves

8. Did you think it was chance that placed him in that particular National Guard unit?

7. Two Names - Al Gore and John Kerry … 'Nough Said

6. Believes, most emphatically, that the Project for the New American Century is clear evidence of a guiding hand

5. Any other way to explain graduating from Yale?

4. The Healthy Forests Initiative and Clear Skies Initiative are merely his homage to the Almighty

3. He got the ballpark built in Arlington, didn't he?

2. Who else could have come up with "hanging chads" as a means to give him the 2000 Election?

1. Nothing but a miracle he hasn't been impeached for all his policies and deceptions

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