Thursday, August 04, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Potential Unforeseen Problems With Cloning A Dog

10. Upset the balance of nature - Cloned dogs friendly with cats

9. Will only eat specially engineered, cloned food

8. No special treatment; Still have to observe the leash and scoop laws

7. Within days, he grows to be as big as Clifford

6. You start getting flooded with orders from South Korean restaurants

5. Thousands of school children will shift from "dog ate my homework" to "dog is my homework"

4. Cloned dogs so intelligent, they command you to "sit" and "heel"

3. The new, Lassie you created has a slight flaw and eats Timmy

2. Dog Racing Industry wants to pay you to clone greyhounds with DNA from Secretariat

1. One of your staff goes crazy and brings to life "It's raining cats and dogs"

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