News Item: The Secret Is Out: There Was No Big Secret
10. Hey, Steve King, why don't you do a little of the Islamist dancing in the aisles for us ...
9. Did you hear about Tucker Carlson being fired?
8. I hope we can wrap this up by 9:00 ... The Big East tourney is on tonight
7. That 'Green, Green, Grass' song Bush sang the other night, it that some new Global Warming tune, or something?
6. I hope, if I run for president, and I get the nomination, and I get invited to the White House for lunch, whoever is President won't serve fucking hot dogs to me!
5. I've said it for years, that Hillary is a monster...
4. Can you believe Karl Rove is getting $40,000 a pop, out on the circuit?
3. I heard they called for a Secret Session, for no other reason that they hope Saturday Night Live does a skit about it
2. Billy Crystal is on the phone ... He wants to know if he can be a Congressman for a day ...
1. Okay, since we're in secret session, and off-the-record, everyone can throw their Emperor Club cards in here and we'll burn them
Secret Bonus Riffs
Closed sessions of the United States House of Representatives
James Oliphant: FISA infinitum: Debate rolls on and on
Jane Hamsher: Telecom Immunity Removed From House Bill
Paul Kiel: TOP SECRET