Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Top Ten Cloves: Things Hillary Clinton and Howard Wolfson Think Barack Obama Can Do To Pass National Security Threshold

News Item: VeepTalk; or, a Crock of Clinton

10. Claim Eliot Spitzer as an Obama Superdelegate

9. Fill in as host of Tucker, after Tucker Carlson leaves show

8. Get Rush Limbaugh to urge his listeners to vote Obama

7. Rub his stomach and his head, at the same time, for at least 5-minutes

6. Take a trip with Sinbad and Sheryl Crow

5. Get the 3AM Sleeping Girl to switch and say she's a Clinton supporter

4. Give Tina Fey a good "Bitch Slapping"

3. If he really has the cojones to be Commander in Chief, criticize Chelsea Clinton

2. Have at least one, good crying jag before one of the remaining primaries

1. Go and beat up Admiral Fallon, for not wanting to attack Iran

Bonus Hillary Riffs

Frank Rich: The Audacity of Hopelessness

Good Thing Frank Rich Doesn't Work For MSNBC!

Edward Copeland: A trip down Hillary lane -- 2006 edition

Sam Youngman: Clinton camp says Obama must pass 'national security threshold' to be veep

Hillary's Smelling Burning Rubber! Or: The Garlic Was Right - Hillary Has Built Her "Field of Voices"

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