News Item: Giants suspend Super Bowl hero Plaxico Burress
10. Everytime announcers say "It's a real duel here today", game stops so they can have a "real duel"
9. NFL.Com soon to offer official team handguns, with your teams' logo on the handle!
8. Draw Plays - Everyone clears out, and it's a shootout between the Quarterback and Middle Linebacker
7. Extra 5-yards tacked onto Crack-Back Blocking penalty, if offending player is carrying a concealed weapon
6. Field goal records broken all day long, as now will be conducted with football-shooting cannon
5. Halftime shows? ... What else, other than Skeet Shooting?
4. Burress's shooting kicks off new trend - Instead of doing end zone dance after scoring touchdowns, players shoot themselves in leg
3. QB's who have a "rifle for an arm" can now carry rifles, holding defense at bay while they complete pass
2. Defensive backs can pistol-whip wide receivers, but only within the first 5-yards from line-of-scrimmage
1. Offenses that run the "Shotgun Offense" can use real, loaded shotguns
Bonus Pistol Plaxico Riffs
Newsday: Cops seek to question Plaxico Burress about shooting
NBC Sports: Police investigating cover-up in Burress case; Teammates Pierce, Bradshaw may be involved in nightclub shooting
New York Times: Police Again Take Issue With N.F.L. in Shooting
Bonus Bonus NFL Riffs
Developing Story! Tancredo: Shut Down Super Bowl; Says Two Black Coaches "Amounts To Segregation"... Appeals To NFL Commissioner To Make Big Game "Color-Blind"; Biden Weighs In, Backs Coaches
Flutie Sends "Cease-and-Desist" Letter To Media Over 'Hail Mary' References Regarding Surge ... Diminutive QB Longtime Copyright Holder; "It Still Feeds My Family"; Says Open To Negotiate On Usage
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Friday, December 05, 2008
Top Ten Cloves: Ways NFL Will Tweak Rules In Wake of Plaxico Burress Shooting
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1 comment:
#9 - you mean like this?
http://njfrogman.blogspot.com/2008/11/odd-nfl-gun-for-sale-online.html
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