News Item: Bush to G8: 'Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter'
10. Hit'em all up for donation to his Presidential Library
9. Gave them all special nicknames
8. Via conference call, got Dick Cheney to tell them all to "go fuck themselves"
7. Announced he was leaving, but the Bush Twins were arriving
6. Give them all a pack of cigarettes, saying he hopes, like McCain said of the Iranians, that the cigs will kill them
5. Mockingly slapped himself upside the head and shouted "I coulda' had a V-8!"
4. Final parting shot - Hired Mark Penn and Karen Hughes, as consultants for the G8 Summit
3. Before leaving, handed out pics, with him photoshopped into the nude photos of Carla Bruni, French President Nicolas Sarkozy's wife
2. Paid off all his G8 Summit bills with those Bush Coins
1. Brought in McCain Economic Advisor Phil Graham, to call them all "whiners"
Bonus Commander Guy Riffs
Brilliant at Breakfast: John McCain should like this, he likes to make jokes like this too
Hilzoy: Goodbye From The World's Biggest Polluter
Attaturk: He’s just saying he’s Number One