Friday, October 10, 2008

This Has To Frost The Dead Campaign Express! ... Plus Breaking Updates!

(I had written this post late this afternoon, with the intention of posting it early evening. However, all hell broke loose, twice, so, rather then write three new posts, or spend an inordinate time rewriting this one to cover all, I am posting it, as written, and will have updates below it)

The Jed Report comes up with a The Clutch Post of The Day today, and, I have to believe, this will send Stumblin' Bumblin' John McCain into an absolute wife-name-calling, steam-out-of-the-ears, rant.

It's been enough this week, that both Barack Obama and Joe Biden have called him a pussy, for not being man enough to level his lies and smears to Obama directly, to his face, as he had the opportunity to do at the last debate, instead the debunked Maverick has, mostly, hid behind Mommy Moose's skirt to throw his mud.

So, what's a good follow-up to this?

Obama Knew It Was Coming All Along

Remember in late July when Barack Obama predicted John McCain's attack strategy? Remember McCain's howls of protest in response? Well, it turns out that Obama was right about McCain's attacks. As it turns out, he knew McCain better than McCain knew McCain. I guess that means we can call him "Nostrobamus."
Here's the video of it, and you can see how much fun he was having, and how confident Obama was in making his prediction.

Obama Knew It Was Coming All Along

And, back then, what did the Stumblin' Bumblin' Campaign do?

Complain and whine that Obama was playing "the race card"
"Barack Obama has played the race card, and he played it from the bottom of the deck," Rick Davis, Mr. McCain's campaign manager, said in a statement. "It's divisive, negative, shameful and wrong."
Oh ...

"It's divisive, negative, shameful and wrong"

Kind of, like, what the Dead Campaign Express has been doing for the past few weeks - that kind of divisive, negative, shameful and wrong?"

Dwarfs, Finks, Phonies and Frauds, the bunch of'em!

Update #1 - McCain Rents Some Religion

This was the first "Hell Breaking Loose" ... Stumblin' Bumblin' John McCain thought better of appearing again today in the proverbial KKK costume and actually bitched back to the foaming masses, who have been attending his rallies like Romans rooting for the lions

Ana Marie Cox has a good account of it, in her "McCain Denounces Pitchfork-Wavers"
But then something weird happens: He acknowledges the "energy" people have been showing at rallies, and how glad he is that people are excited. But, he says, "I respect Sen. Obama and his accomplishments." People booed at the mention of his name. McCain, visibly angry, stopped them: "I want EVERYONE to be respectful, and lets make sure we are."
Videos HERE, HERE and HERE

All kinds of hand-wringing on the cables over this.

For me, let's wait and see if, as they have done so often, the Dead Campaign Express is playing for the news cycle (and, perhaps an attempt to mute Update #2, below), or his "My Fellow Prisoners" line the other day is a signal that he's cracking, that the Rove Rats have him in a certain "campaign prison" and he's trying to bust out.

No doubt, even for this fleeting moment, the Hannity's and Limbaugh's will be painting him wearing a dress today, and the Right Wing Freak Show will be calling for the ticket to dump him, and let Mommy Moose take it home ...

Errr ... Well ... There may be a slight problem with that plan, if that's where they go with it ...

Update #2 - The Day The Winking Stopped

Seems like Steven Branchflower and the Alaskan Legislature bagged a six-pointer today;

Troopergate report: Palin abused power

A legislative investigation has concluded that Gov. Sarah Palin abused her power in pushing for the firing of an Alaska state trooper who was once married to her sister, or by failing to prevent her husband Todd from doing so.

Branchflower's report contains four findings. The first concludes that Palin violated the state's executive branch ethics act, which says that "each public officer holds office as a public trust, and any effort to benefit a personal or financial interest through official action is a violation of that trust."

Now, keep in mind, Mommy Moose already, yesterday, I think, got the note from Mrs. McCain (no, the mother), that cleared her of all wrong doing for her entire life, so you can expect the Dead Campaign Express to keep her well-fed on with Rev. Wright and William Ayers crackers (Husband Todd will have the duty of tying up McCain and locking him in the closet before each stump speech).

Oh Boy, it's going to be a busy weekend ...

Help Me Mister Wizard!

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