News Item: Bill Clinton gets two US journalists pardoned from North Korea: UPDATED with a Bolton
10. The opportunity to bitch-slap John Bolton
9. Beer Summit at the White House, but with Bush and Cheney, over all that "Axis of Evil" stuff
8. A date with that irritating woman from the Progressive Auto Insurance commercials
7. Promise of a starring role, if ever a sequel is made to Mystic Pizza, as owner of the pizza place
6. A signed, framed reproduction of one of President Barack Obama's birth certificates
5. Years' supply of Sham Wow
4. Since they are a favorite of President Clinton, the rights to Krispy Kreme franchise in North Korea
3. A two-week stay at the House on C Street
2. That if he criticizes Keith Olbermann, Olbermann won't name him to the "Worst Persons" list
1. Nothing - Senator John Ensign's parents already paid him, for the release of the hostages
Bonus Links
Ben Armbruster: Even After North Korea Frees American Journalists, Bolton Insists Clinton Trip Was A Mistake
Joe Sudbay (DC): CNN already asking: Could Clinton's "high-profile presence backfire?"
Melissa McEwan: Welcome Home
TBogg: The Ransom of Red Chief Ass
Joe Sudbay (DC): Could the U.S. send Bush anywhere?
Thursday, August 06, 2009
Top Ten Cloves: Things North Korean leader Kim Jong-il Received For Releasing The Two U.S. Journalists
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