News Item: Jenna Bush wedding is a First Family affair
10. Rumor has it, the twins got so trashed, they popped out of the cake at the Bachelor's party
9. We're in Crawford, I thought the President would be in his brush-clearing clothes
8. Someone said he's introducing himself as "Commander Guy of the Bride"
7. Do you believe that Jack Abramoff sent an ashtray he made in prison as a wedding gift
6. I don't see a lapel pin on the President, do you?
5. I heard Bill O'Reilly sent a case of loofahs, with the Fox News logo on them
4. Make yourself scarce ... Rumor has it Cheney wants to go hunting in the morning
3. I don't know how appropriate it is for Condi Rice to be wearing those boots...
2. I heard more than a few people used those Bush Coins to put in their gift envelopes
1. Did you catch the friends of the groom? ... Did you see them roll out a banner - "Mission Accomplished" - right after the I Do's?