Santorum, Speaking in United Statesism, Explains Islam

Leave to our favorite "Man-on-Dog" sex activist

Since being run out-of-office, he's roaming the land, picking up day work, like for the Faux News Network, or putting his chips on Stumblin' Bumblin' John McCain, and, of course, cramming into his spare time, hunting for those darn WMD's.

Well, now we can add Islamic Scholar to his anemic list of accomplishments

Santorum ignorantly refers to language of Qur’an as ‘Islamic.’

Santorum said he believes Muslims’ religious views cannot be changed or altered, so Middle Easterners reject American, democratic ideals.

“A democracy could not exist because Mohammed already made the perfect law,” Santorum said. “The Quran is perfect just the way it is, that’s why it is only written in Islamic.”

As a self-anointed scholar of Islam, it’s surprising that Santorum would assert that the Qur’an is “written in Islamic.” It is, of course, originally written in Arabic. Islam is not a language, but rather a religion Santorum concluded, “I think that if every citizen was fully informed about the war, it would create a commonality between faiths.” Indeed, much work remains to be done.

How to hit that one out-of-the-park, there, Rick.

Santorum was speaking at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, when he illuminated his knowledge, "as a part of his college campus tour on which he describes to students what he believes are the dangers in not knowing what is going on in the Middle East."

“I talk to college students because I can have an intellectual conversation, and they usually don’t agree with me,” Santorum said. “I like to state my case (to students) and let them decide who to believe.”

I gotta think, that probably, half the crowds he may gather up, are showing up, like, to see the car crash, or, a modern day Elephant Man.

Unless he's hitting the Pat Robertson-Jerry Fallwell circuit of colleges, I would suspect that the students "don't usually agree" with him.

Keep punching away there Rick, something's bound to come along.

In fact, Michael Steele is going to go about remaking the RNC into, well, something, so maybe you can reinvent yourself, with whatever it is that Steele comes up with.

He's talking about something "Off-the-hook" ... "Off-the-hinges", or "Off-his-rocker", so, it sounds like something you could fit into.


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