Thursday, May 26, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Other Things The Parents Television Council Doesn't Like About New Paris Hilton/Carl's Jr. Commercial

10. Neighbors who like commercial are throwing Carl's Jr. burger wrappers on their lawns

9. Have to lie to their children that it's an outtake/blooper from 'A Simple Life' program

8. Wish it was McDonald's or Burger King instead of a low-level chain like Carl's Jr. so they could get better PR

7. Envy - Nobody on the council owns a Bentley

6. Actually, they are protesting the size and nutritional value of the burger in the commercial

5. Not enough staff to protest at Carl's Jr and Hooters on the same day

4. Too many of their 10-year-olds are asking Mommy and Daddy to Tivo the commercial

3. Disappointed that Carl's Jr. won't be giving out free shakes like Wendy's did

2. They're a Freedom Fry bunch and object to the use of the song "I Love Paris"

1. When they show up to protest at Carl's Jr., crowd expects them to wash their cars

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