Friday, November 27, 2009

We've Already Seen The Palin-Beck Administration

I don't want to spend much time, thought, or energy on this drivel, of either a Mommy Moose Presidency, or having the infantile, racist, zipperhead Beck on the ticket with her.

We've already seen this movie.

Idiocracy - Trailer

Neither one of them has an electrolyte between them.

Idiocracy Brawndo's Got Electrolytes

Help Me Mr. Wizard!

The Links

Ron Beasley: Too Stupid to be a Democracy

Skippy the bush kangaroo: sarah, palin tall

Alex Seitz-Wald: Beck’s Sexist Reason For Ruling Out Palin-Beck Ticket: She’d Always Be ‘Yapping’ Like We’re ‘In The Kitchen’

Azaria Jagger: Glenn Beck Dismisses Palin-Beck 2012 Because Sarah Belongs 'in the Kitchen'

bluegal: Glenn Beck rules out Palin/Beck 2012: "What, I'm gonna take a backseat to a chick?"

Color By Numbers

H/T to Barry Crimmins on this one

Here's a rather depressing "color by numbers" set you likely didn't find in the bargain aisle, on this iconic retail shopping day-from-hell.

It shows, rather bleakly, people are dropping, even before they go shopping.

Latoya Egwuekwse'a post notes;

In the face of the worst economic upheaval since the Great Depression, millions of Americans are hurting, The above interactive map serves as a vivid representation of just how much ..."
The Decline: The Geography of a Recession

Be sure to click "Play" and be amazed.

Well, at least there's no news reports - yet - of Walmart having anyone killed.

Bonus Links

Bad Day At Black Rock

Barry Crimmins: Unapologetic

$5-Billion Sale Goes To Two Finance Groups ... Neiman Marcus Sells Self Through Catalog - "Almost Threw Away Book In Recycling", Says Buyer

GoldenPalace.Com Rumored To Win Lunch With Buffet for $351G's ... Funds Go To Charity; Extra's Included Oracle of Omaha Being Tattooed With Casino Logo

Hooters Applauds FDA Breast Implant Vote ... Opens Doors For More Woman To Become 'Hooter Girls'

This Date ... On The Garlic

27 November 2008... On The Garlic

Happy Bird Day!

27 November 2007... On The Garlic

Good Posts Alert - Larisa Alexandrovna's "The Permanent Republican Majority"

Another Case of He Should Have Used The Google!

Top Ten Cloves: Reasons Time Magazine Hasn't Corrected Joe Klein's Egregiously Error-Filled FISA Articles

27 November 2006... On The Garlic

Developing Story - No Slogans or Spin For Bush With New Labeling of Iraq; White House In Quandary Over Calling War On Terror A “Civil War”; WHIG, Lincoln Group Empty; “President Loses All His Slogans, Rhetoric ... Not Enough Time To Ramp Up”

Top Ten Cloves: Things About The New CIA Personality Test

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Wild Is the Wind

Well, as we wrote earlier this week, it's been a rough month on this end, taking us completely out of our game, and posting a lot of goose-eggs.

We hope to begin getting back on track, right after the holiday, with a few new posts (already partially composed - Hint, we'll be inducting a few new Ignorant Dolts into the ranks).

So, on this damp, cool, holiday eve, we've got a tune you can unwind to, perhaps a cocktail in hand, after a night of preparation for the big day tomorrow.

It comes from under-heralded vibraphonist, Dave Pike.


Dave Pike Quartet - Wild Is the Wind

This Date ... On The Garlic

25 November 2008... On The Garlic

Top Ten Cloves: Things About Citigroup Keeping Stadium Sponsorship After Getting Government Bailout

Monday, November 23, 2009

This Date ... On The Garlic

23 November 2008... On The Garlic

There's Still Time! ... Vote For The Garlic!

23 November 2006... On The Garlic

Happy Thanksgiving!