10. Will get Dick Cheney to talk to his critics - Enough said
9. Gets Republicans in Congress to filibuster his firing
8. Announces another secret project - Trying to get Howard Stern to move over to NPR to boost ratings
7. Puts it on-the-line: Winner-Take-All Steel Cage Match between him and Bill Moyers
6. Blames all the trouble on out-going PBS President Pat Mitchell
5. Will hire another consultant to get the goods on the Senators calling for his resignation
4. Gets Paul Gigot to run some numbers to show it's cheaper to keep him versus firing him
3. To attract more sponsors for PBS, will produce the Jennifer Wilbanks Story
2. Asks President Bush to make him Ambassador at the U.N.
1. To show he's not against liberals, will have photo taken with Buster and two lesbians
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