Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Why Time Magazine Is Allowing Their Reporter To Testify With Special Prosecutor

10. Hates being called "reprehensible"; Wants to stay on the good side of Vice President Cheney

9. Made a deal so they wouldn't be fined for having illegal immigrant workers

8. Two reporters that testify - Bragging rights over the New York Times

7. Thinks Fitzgerald likes woman reporters better; Hopes to get inside scoop on investigation

6. Chance to turn the tables and smear Karl Rove

5. Baiting Maureen Dowd to slam her in column and boost Time's circulation

4. Unlike Bob Woodward, Viveca Novak advised her editors of talks with Rove's lawyer

3. Wants a screaming "Inside The Grand Jury" cover story for December

2. Will have excuse if Viveca punches out a fellow airline passenger

1. Hoping that Fitzgerald gets his Novaks confused and gives Viveca the second source Robert used

1 comment:

MnMnM said...

Grand Jury testimony of Time magazine reporter Viveca Novak leaked by Rove-ing reporter (humor).

It is posted at: Novak Tells Grand Jury Who Leaked First
Bobbing and weaving, a tangled web we do. Book him, Danno.
Please keep my identity a secret. Double super Secret.
Middle-aged, Middle-of-the-road, Mid-Westerner

We can only hope that Fitz doesn't fizzle.
I think Mr. Fitzgerald's motto should be: "If you do a white collar crime then you will serve blue collar time." Look where he lodged Judith Miller. A few months in a blue collar jail and she was ready to sing. Unfortunately, she says she forgot the words

The Times & Post They Should Be A-Changin

Bloggers Request:

Come writers and critics
Who prophesize with your pen
And keep your eyes wide
The chance won't come again
And don't speak too soon
For the wheel's still in spin
And there's no tellin' who
That it's namin'.
For the loser now
Will be later to win
For the Times & Post should be a-changin'.

Good Bye Sulzberger, Keller, Miller, and Woodward!

Fitzgerald's response:

Come politician's, journalists
Please heed the call
Don't stand in the doorway
Don't block up the hall
For he that gets hurt
Will be he who has stalled

There's a battle outside
And it is ragin'.
It'll soon shake your windows
And rattle your walls
For a new jury and more indictments are a-comin'