Thursday, February 10, 2011

Top Ten Cloves: Things Ex-President Hosni Mubarak Might Do When He Steps Down

10. Nothing, until he sees the new "X-Men: First Class" movie

9. Maybe a trip to Los Angeles, as he sheepishly admits to having a crush on Lindsey Lohan

8. Has a hankering to do one of those Reality Shows, like Sarah Palin's Alaska Show

7. See if there's another opening at Current TV

6. Would like to lose a little weight - Plans on connecting with Kevin Smith, to see how he did it

5. If they can work out the kinks, might like to try having camera implanted in his head

4. Already talking with Arianna Huffington, about being the CairoPatch correspondent

3. Look into one of those $1,000 houses Detroit Mayor Dave Bing is offering

2. Join Faux News - Thinks he can make up stuff just as good as anyone else

1. Might give that posing shirtless on Craigslist, to pick-up woman, a try

Bonus Riffs

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