Thursday, November 05, 2015

Top Ten Cloves: Other Things Ben Carson Believes About Pyramids

News Item: [Deep, Exhausted Sigh] Ben Carson Thinks Joseph From the Bible Built the Pyramids

10.  Archaeologists Wrong - Pharaohs’ only took pyramids as their graves by Eminent Domain

​9. In building pyramids, Joseph invented the Lunch Break

8. Pyramids site where Egyptian Students held Keggers 

7. Building of the pyramids really increased real estate value of neighboring tents

6. Joseph died Intestate - Sons thought they would inherit the pyramids

5. Alien beings were only used for interior decorating of the pyramids

4. Because of their height, Joseph had to bring in Mohawk Indians to build pyramids

3.  Seven-year famine a hoax - Each pyramid had a food court for visitors

2.  Near the pyramids is early version of Home Depot, where Joseph bought the materials

1.  Because of accidents, pyramids gave birth to game Jenga



Bonus Links

Ben Carson: Archaeologists Are Wrong, The Pyramids Were Built To Store Grain

Ben Carson: I’m not saying it’s aliens — but scientists are totally wrong about the pyramids

Ben Carson believes Joseph built Egypt’s pyramids to store grain — and it just might get him some votes

Carson: Archeologists Are Wrong — Biblical Joseph Built The Pyramids To Store Grain

Surprise, Dr. Ben Carson’s Latest Pyramid Scheme Involves Actual Pyramids




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