Retro Garlic ... That Madcap McCain Is At It - Again!

John, John, John ...

This is getting embarrassing ...

I know that it's all the rage for the cheerleaders of the Bush Invasion and Occupation of Iraq to now paint themselves longstanding critics but, jeez ... You, Mr. Maverick ... Mr. Straight Talk Express ...

John, you jumped the shark on this months ago with your "Sunday In The Baghdad Park With John" moment ( you remember it don't you? The body armor? ... The gunship helicopters? ...)

The team has walked out on you, the money is dried up and the long, long fall has you flying coach now ....

And there's that Rhode Island Death Cat that's stalking you ...

Think Progress has it ...

"I Was The Greatest Critic’ Of The Iraq War Over The Last Four Years"

Drop the "I Was A Critic" bullshit, John ... Before it gets ugly ... Before the big dogs in the race really start picking on you .. Before you start to lose it, in public ... Those snapping, snarling moments that have you looking more like a guy that's going to burst into his office and start shooting up the place, than as a Presidential candidate ... Before the whispers start ... Those South Carolina whispers ... Are they real? Are they inside your head? ... Just stop John, before it gets ugly.

With nothing left to lose at this point, you might as well just go with "At least I'm not Rudy".