News Item: NASA scientists crash rocket into the Moon in search for water
10. This was NASA's first "Twitter" mission - All programming codes were 140 characters, or less
9. Moon immediately appealed to Obama Administration, for Stimulus Funds, to repair area where rocket crashed
8. Crash ended up cutting off Dr. Edgar Mitchell's phone line
7. Reason looking for water on Moon is to find place to extradite Neocon Dolphins to
6. Not sure why, but David Letterman apologized for rocket crashing into Moon
5. Crash wasn't intended - Astronauts drunk again
4. Big Hoax ... Just a stunt to get new footage for "Star Wars in Concert" show this Fall
3. Wasn't actually a NASA Mission, but a left-over prank from Yuri Night
2. It's really a Quid Pro Quo - Moon will crash rocket into Oklahoma, looking for signs of intelligence
1. Even Man-On-Moon was asking "Why did Obama win Nobel Peace Prize?"
Bonus Links
NASA Almost Missed Photo Coverage Of Shuttle Mission; One-Hour-Photo Corp. Aids Agency; Builds Stand Inside Cape Canaveral
Top Ten Cloves: Most Surprising Things NASA Discovers With Deep Impact and Comet Tempel 1
Top Ten Cloves: Other Things That NASA's Cassini May Find On Saturn's Moon Enceladus
Top Ten Cloves: How Bush Administration Reacted To News of The Death Star Galaxy
All I Want For Christmas Is ... A Killer Asteroid?
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Top Ten Cloves: Things About NASA Crashing Rocket Into Moon
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Top Ten Cloves: How Bush Administration Reacted To News of The Death Star Galaxy
News Item: Jet From Supermassive Black Hole Seen Blasting Neighboring Galaxy
10. Checked with NASA, to make sure it wasn't some drunk astronauts pulling a prank
9. Debated for a few hours about using it as an opportunity to raise the Terror Alert Chart, and call for Duct Tape and Plastic
8. For a short period of time, not knowing what was going on, Bush changed into his flightsuit, just in case
7. Rush Limbaugh called... Wanted to know which was older - the Death Star Galaxy or Hillary Clinton
6. Worked late into the night to see how that could fit this into FISA Debate and giving Telcoms Immunity
5. Condoleezza Rice raced over, in case they needed her to go out and talk about "mushroom clouds" again
4. Immediately started writing press releases, blaming Al Qaeda in Iraq
3. Bill O'Reilly and William Donahue called on Bush to renounce this Death Star Galaxy as a liberal, secular ploy to diss Christmas
2. Had someone call Erik Prince and get assurances Blackwater USA wasn't involved
1. Assigned someone to tutor Dana Perino, to make sure she knows something about the Hubble Telescope
Bonus Video
MSNBC Countdown - Alison Stewart Interview with Derrick Pitts, chief astronomer of the Franklin Institute, discussing the emergence of the “Death Star Galaxy"
