Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Reasons CBS Colleagues Don't Watch Dan Rather

10. Had the CSI people investigate him and found some very disturbing things

9. Went on a three-day rant that Peter Jennings stole his UFO idea

8. March Madness to them is a staff meeting with Rather - any month of the year

7. Enters office pools but never puts in any money

6. Tuned him out after he said he thought Jeff Gannon was asking "important" questions

5. Has been stealing Mike Wallace's Wall Street Journal every morning for years

4. Saw 'Million Dollar Baby' the first day and came into office and told everyone the ending

3. Haven't trusted him since the 'frequency' incident

2. Blame him for pushing Walter Cronkite out the door

1. Many know he's sitting behind the news desk with no pants on

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