Friday, May 20, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Things Being Discussed In The Senate Compromises Over The Judicial Nominee Fight


10. If the public only knew that Bush was pushing for Judge Judy


9. Democrats need to stop snickering and murmuring "Dr. Death" whenever the Senate Majority Leader takes the floor

8. I'm bummed out … Can we pass a law that they have to keep 'Everyone Loves Raymond' on-the-air?

7. Can't we shut-off C-Span and go with "What happens in the Senate, Stays In the Senate?"

6. Is it too late to appoint a judge that will declare Michael Jackson guilty?

5. Republicans will back down completely if Democrats can guarantee that Hillary won't run in 2008

4. Anybody else in here a Born-Again Virgin? … Pumped my numbers up back home over 20-points …

3. Look, if you don't back the Senate Leader, we'll put it out the you Democrats flushed a Koran down the toilet

2. Motion to end this meeting by 7:30PM - The Apprentice Final starts at 8:00PM

1. Okay, let's work out tee times, have some lunch and then go out and give everyone the "We're still talking speech"

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