10. Replace Tavis Smiley with Mexican President Vincente Fox
9. Masterpiece Theatre becomes Masterpiece Justice Sundays Theatre
8. Not everyone into white wine and brie; How about a few, beer-drinking, whole-hog cooking shows for a change
7. Sign up Newt Gingrich and Anne Coulter to co-host the Tucker Carlson Show and in bow-tie as well
6. Nothing wrong with having some Christian music shows on NPR
5. Expand hunting season and place bounty for that gay-loving, lesbian-hugging rabbit, Buster
4. Kill NPR's All Things Considered and replace with 'Only Right-Wing, Conservative, Christian Things Considered'
3. Let the Bush Administration rewrite ombudsman's reports to the way they like it - they have the experience
2. New cartoon series - Patriot Act for Kids!
1. Two words for Bill Moyer - Special Rendition
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