Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Top Ten Cloves: Ways Martha Stewart and Donald Trump Can End Their Feud

10. Larry Summers is out of work now, maybe he can decided the merits of whose right

9. Martha will end her Eminent Domain lawsuit, to take over all of Trump's properties

8. They can take it to the FISA Court

7. Martha promises to stop emailing the "hair" jokes

6. Trump can start by stop addressing her as "convict"

5. Both will agree to sit down with Brit Hume on Fox News

4. Trump will let Martha "pretend" fire him, but only in a special, Pay-Per-View event, of which he will have total ownership of

3. They'll bond, ganging up on Bryant Gumble, for saying their feud is "like the GOP Convention"

2. Separately, they'll both lobby Bill O'Reilly to start a war to save them

1. Martha will be the one to mend fences - literally, out on a very nice red oak

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