Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Top Ten Cloves: Testimonials Of Support That Didn’t Work For Jack Abramoff

News Item: Former Lobbyist to Spend 5 Years, 10 Months in Prison

10. During those Justice Sunday events, he always left the church when speakers began criticizing the courts and judiciary

9. At his restaurant, had strict policy for staff not to reuse uneaten bread and rolls for the next customer

8. Whenever he flew commercial, never stuffed the peanut bag wrapper in pouch in front on him

7. He always let children sit in the first row of his skybox at sporting events, and made sure they didn’t eat too much junk food

6. Whenever he lavished cash or gifts on a legislator, for a pro-gambling bill, he always insisted they include information for Gamblers Anonymous in it

5. Despite being in presence of others who did, Jack never told midget jokes

4. On a Saturday morning, with complete disregard for his own schedule, helped a friend find missing remote control for television set

3. To save his family, friends and business associates stress, and at peril to his own health, never told them he was running a fraud

2. Jack always said, that if Scooter Libby or Vice President Cheney leaked Valerie Plame’s name to him, he would have gone straight to the authorities to report it

1. As a child, when playing “Cowboys and Indians”, Jack always sought peace and coexistence with Indians

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