News Item: Et tu, Katie Couric?
10. Cooking - Get the Edwards to whip up some of their favorite dishes
9. Twisting her face with empathy, show the Edwards her video of getting a colonoscopy
8. More confrontational - For their decision to move forward with the campaign, attack the Edwards as being "glib"
7. Always a ratings-grabber - Complete makeover for Elizabeth Edwards
6. Pose the question that "Some people" feared the 60-Minutes signature ticking TAG Heuer stopwatch would "creep them out"
5. Could have brought out Mr. Gadget, to show off all the cool new medical devices
4. With that piercing faux sincerity, ask the Edwards if they blame their bloggers for the new bout of cancer
3. Ask Elizabeth Edwards if she thinks her cancer is the bad karma for her husband voting for the Iraq War
2. Live segment, with Edwards on the campaign trail, billed as "Where In The World Is John Edwards"
1. Why, what a coincidence ... Rush Limbaugh just happens to be in the studio, to tape another 'Free Speech" segment
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Top Ten Cloves: Ways Katie Couric Could Have Made The Edwards Interview Better
Thursday, March 22, 2007
Top Ten Cloves: Expected Republican and Freakshow Blowback Against John and Elizabeth Edwards
News Item: Cancer Worsening, Edwards's Wife Says
10. After Matt Drudge weighs in, she'll have even more toxins to deal with
9. James Dobson and Ralph Reed will rally both the Indian Casinos and Christian Right against the Edwards
8. Armitage, Cheney and Rove leak Edward's medical records to Robert Novak, who prints them
7. Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK) immediately blames Mrs. Edward's cancer on Al Gore
6. New platform for Catholic League President Bill Donohue to rant and blame fired Edwards' bloggers
5. Rush Limbaugh claims she's faking it
4. Dick Cheney brands her a traitor, saying getting treatment for her cancer will validate the al Qaeda strategy
3. Ann Coulter says that Edward's is probably glad his wife has cancer and that he's probably going to divorce her
2. Fox News' John Gibson and Bill O'Reilly begin a war against chemotherapy during Christmas and Easter
1. Newt Gingrich will say that Elizabeth Edwards was too dumb to get out of the way of getting cancer
Go Get'em Girl!
