Thursday, October 20, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Things Overheard On Donald Rumsfeld's Visit In China

10. You know, if we give him the Bird Flu, we can destabilize their government and take over

9. I thought he would be taller

8. I think they sent him over here to avoid him being indicted in their CIA Scandal

7. Before he leaves, we need to schedule the visit from Karen Hughes, we're running low on Tupperware

6. Rumor has it that he and his aides are torturing the hotel staff

5. He thinks America is so high and mighty … How can he say that when they jail their reporters too …

4. Careful what you say to him … We don't want him to have American Military invade and occupy us …

3. He keeps asking, when are we going to take him to Disneyland Hong Kong

2. Ask him for their plans on how to flood cities so we can get rid of our poor too

1. See if he knows who we can call to get a Chinese version of "The Simpson's"

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