10. Inquiry if he can use some of the Hurricane Relief funds for his defense
9. Will make a deal with Fitzgerald and give him damaging info on Frist, DeLay and Libby
8. Hide out in Vice President Cheney's Secret Bunker
7. Start a smear campaign that all the members of the Grand Jury are gay
6. Get a job on Fox News and lambaste the Prosecutor as partisan and a cheap shot artist
5. Buy a new suit for the Medal of Freedom Award ceremony that President Bush will give him
4. Plant a bug in his own West Wing office and charge that Special Prosecutor Fitzgerald was illegally taping him
3. Hire Michael Jackson's attorney; If he got Jacko off, he certainly can get these charges cleared
2. Pursue his longtime secret dream to become a cabaret singer
1. Start working on jury pool; Go on Dr. Phil, crying that he can't help himself from leaking classified information and needs help
9. Will make a deal with Fitzgerald and give him damaging info on Frist, DeLay and Libby
8. Hide out in Vice President Cheney's Secret Bunker
7. Start a smear campaign that all the members of the Grand Jury are gay
6. Get a job on Fox News and lambaste the Prosecutor as partisan and a cheap shot artist
5. Buy a new suit for the Medal of Freedom Award ceremony that President Bush will give him
4. Plant a bug in his own West Wing office and charge that Special Prosecutor Fitzgerald was illegally taping him
3. Hire Michael Jackson's attorney; If he got Jacko off, he certainly can get these charges cleared
2. Pursue his longtime secret dream to become a cabaret singer
1. Start working on jury pool; Go on Dr. Phil, crying that he can't help himself from leaking classified information and needs help
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