Friday, November 18, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: How Bush Administration Is Spinning Use Of White Phosphorus In Iraq

10. Completely safe - as long as you don't get it in your eyes, or on your body

9. We're fighting an unconvential enemy so we have to use unconventional weapons, but we don't use chemical weapons

8. Got confused and mixed up with bags of chalk for new baseball fields being built

7. If not used, Halliburton could sue for breach of contract

6. We need night vision capablities. since there's little to no electricity

5. Don't know anything about it, must be something Scooter Libby authorized

4. To even question us about using White Phosphorus must mean you're aiding and abetting the enemy

3. Actually, was old supply of Sadam Hussein's chemical weapons and just destroying them, with alittle overspill

2. If you want the real story on it, you're going to have to watch the Fox News Channel

1. With all the pre-war spin, someone had to create some kind of cloud

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