Thursday, November 17, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Things Overheard On President Bush's Trip To China

10. Tell him that if they really want to punish there corrupt baseball players, we can take some at our camps here

9. At dinner tonight, I hope he doesn't get sick, like his father did that time

8. Ask him if he brought the photo album of Vice President Cheney's Secret Bunker

7. It will be a deal-breaker, but we have to hold to no visa for Paris Hilton … We don't want that over here

6. We play our cards right, maybe he'll hire us to build that wall along the U.S.-Mexican border

5. You can translate this directly - If he keeps harping at us about Taiwan, tell him we'll put him on our Axis of Evil

4. No Mr. President, I think you'll be more comfortable riding in the car … The bicycles here in China are alittle different

3. President Bush, to make you feel more at home, we outted one of our secret agents here, in your honor

2. Do you think he's Bob Woodward's source?

1. I don't know what to say, he stepped of the plane and promised us all kinds of hurricane relief aid

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