Thursday, January 26, 2006

Top Ten Cloves: Reasons Kayne West Posed As Christ For Cover of Rolling Stone Magazine

10. Promised Mike Myers he'd do something to make up for messing with him on the Katrina broadcast

9. Laying down the groundwork for a Rap/Hip-Hop version of "The Passion Of Christ"

8. Jesus Christ was great, Kayne West is great … Someone's got to say it now

7. Uses the crown of thorns at home, to help him break his addiction to pornography

6. His way of announcing he's giving up Hip Hop and moving over to Christian Rock

5. Didn't look as good in just his underwear, like Mark Wahlberg

4. Trying to reach out to President Bush, for the Katrina comment, because he's religious and compassionate

3. Believed 'Rolling Stone' was a religious magazine, you know, about the Resurrection

2. Played along, thought he was being "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher

1. Warming up for the Grammy Awards, where he will hang, on stage, on a cross

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