Thursday, February 09, 2006

Top Ten Cloves: Things Overheard At The Grammys Last Night

10. I got a call from my agent today. Somebody wants to put music to those Danish Cartoons

9. I wonder what record executive Mariah Carey is going to marry now

8. American Idol is probably going to have to stop insulting its' contestants now with Clarkson winning two Grammys

7. I heard Dave Chappelle is taking off again, right after he introduces Sly Stone

6. Is it true the Rolling Stones are going to get a special Grammy, for "Best Five-Second Delay"

5. With Obama winning, you know every hack Senator and Congressman is going to do an album this year

4. I heard Bono is going to contribute his fees to Nicholas Kristof, so he can send Bill O'Reilly to Darfur

3. Do you think, next year, they'll put Jack Abramoff in the "Spoken Word" category or create something special for his singing?

2. Did you see Kayne West come in tonight, dragging a wooden cross?

1. What old geezer is here tonight that will probably end up as next year's Super Bowl half-time show?

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