Monday, February 06, 2006

Top Ten Cloves: RNC Chairman Ken Mehlman Believes Hillary Clinton Is So Angry That …

10. Long before Pat Robertson said it, Hillary called for the U.S. Government to shoot Hugo Chavez

9. I heard she bet against the Pittsburgh Steelers yesterday

8. When she writes her memoir, it will probably contain more lies than the one James Frey wrote

7. There are things she said, so vile, that we got from the NSA Wiretaps, that can't be printed in a family-friendly newspaper

6. She probably bought Cindy Sheehan that t-shirt

5. I'm getting some tips from the American Idol judges on some really good insults I can hurl at her

4. The Swift Boat Vets told me that she always hanging around, dressed provocatively, whenever they came into port

3. I have it on good authority she's having an affair with that defeatist, Jack Murtha

2. Her husband has to take at least three Barbara Bush jokes from her every time he goes to meet with the President's father

1. She's probably the one that drew the outrageous cartoons of the Prophet Muhammad

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