Top Ten Cloves: Things Overheard At The White House Easter Egg Roll

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10. I think the President overdid it in his opening remarks ... “The eggs will greet you as liberators?”

9. We’ve already got four generals protesting the rolling of eggs

8. Tancredo, and his buddies are here... They want to make sure only kids that are American citizens get to roll eggs

7. I don’t believe we need to do a Press Release because you “rose out of bed” today, Sir... The Press won’t get it

6. Isn’t that that guy from the State Department? I didn’t know he had a gay family

5. Better call the lawyers; Scooter Libby just did another filing, to subpoena all the eggs

4. Look, she doesn’t give it a rest ... Condi Rice is standing over there, writing down all the “tactical errors” with the egg roll

3. Good thing we didn’t have FEMA get the eggs ... The kids would be picking weeds today if that was the case

2. Why so few eggs this morning? You didn’t let Rumsfeld set it up, did you?

1. We may have to ask the Vice President to go inside, he’s beginning to frighten the children

I think the President overdid it in his opening remarks ... “The eggs will greet you as liberators?”