News Item: Valerie Plame To Attend White House Correspondents Dinner
9. Plan a Homeland Security Terror Alert that requires changing the color chart for the night of the dinner
8. Scratch the fake Vanity Fair cover with the President and First Lady in the sports car from President’s monologue
7. See if they can get MC Steve Colbert to pepper her with some “truthiness”
6. Plant a WMD in her coat pocket so she can’t get through the security detectors
5. Make sure they aren’t serving Yellow Cake for desert
4. Claim her tickets to the dinner are forged
3. Smear her husband, claiming he said the VP Cheney authorized her attending dinner
2. Get Tom Cruise an invitation and have him make it a “silent dinner”
1. Remind the White House Correspondents Association that the President is “The Decider” and he’ll decide if she gets in or not
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