Friday, January 05, 2007

Twelve Days of Dubya ...The Twelfth Day

Drum roll, please...

We made it!

Dubya is tapped out, unloading all his gifts this Christmas season. No doubt, he’s likely to toss a few more bonus tidings before the month is out.

And, I suppose, we have to wonder if he used his Executive Powers, and freshly-minted Signing Statement to snoop and open the letter Senate Leader Harry Reid and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi sent to him today.

As we have encouraged the past 11-days, keeping with the spirit of things, feel free to sing out loud.

Twelve Days of Dubya ...The Twelfth Day

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

my Dubya sent to me

Twelve numbing speeches,

Eleven goats a-petting,

Ten WHIGs a-fabricating,

Nine wards a-flooding,

Eight aides a-spinning,

Seven Signing Statements,

Six priests a-praying,

Five golden lies,

Four of Cheney’s birds,

Three French Freedom Fries,

Two Fed-Soc Judges,

And a backrub at the G8


Twelve Days of Christmas (Or Twelvetide)

A Tip-of-the-Hat to

Twas The Night Before The New Congress

Garlic Christmas Special - David Sedaris Christmas Letter

1 comment:

Raymond Funamoto said...

As The Honourable Madame Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and Majority Leader Harry Reid SANG (to the tune of "I've Written A Letter to Daddy"):
We've written a letter to CHIMPya,
His address is is HADES below!
We've written "Dear CHIMPya, GET LOST!
And wish you would jump in a LAKE!
Instead of a stamp we put HISSES!
The DEAD Saddam says that's best to do,
We've written a letter to CHIMPya,
Saying "We BOTH HATE YOU!!!!!"