Top Ten Cloves: Other Things DHS Secretary Michael Chertoff Feels In His Gut

News Item: Homeland Security chief warns of 'increased risk’; Chertoff bases 'gut feeling' on history, Al Qaeda statements

10. Michael Moore is totally wrong and a threat to our national security!

9. If we pull out of Iraq, al Qaeda will surely follow us home

8. Best to wait until the second generation of the iPhone before buying one

7. The President was absolutely correct to commute Scooter Libby's sentence

6. That Crony General Alberto Gonzales really didn't know about the FBI's Illegal Wiretapping civil liberties and privacy violations

5. Agree with NBC's David Gregory, it's only right that we should listen to Ann Coulter's messages

4. In such an emergency as a terrorist chemical or biological attack, Duct Tape will work very, very well

3. Has to side with Cheney ... VP not really part of the Executive Branch

2. Pretty sure the Simpons live in Springfield, Illinois

1. That he'd do really well on the new "Singing Bee" show

Bonus Links

Larisa Alexandrovna: The Devil and the Ouija Board

Videos of U.S. Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff meeting with Tribune editorial board

Crooks and Liars: Chertoff should be fired

Bonus Links II

The Reaction: Fearmongering from the gut

Philadelphia Will Do: Rick Santorum Would Very Much Like It If You Blew Up And Couldn't Vote Democrat

Chairman Thompson Responds to Chertoff’s “Gut Feeling”


Heckuva a job there, Cherti!