Sunday, May 11, 2008

Don't Cry For Me, Lanny Davis ...

We, soon, very soon, likely won't have to listen to Lanny Davis piss-and-moan, with his undying promotion of Hillary Clinton.

To be honest, whenever I see Davis come on the television, I instantly start thinking of the movie "Men In Black" and the scene where Agents K and J go to retrieve a watch from a locker, and encounter the guardians of said-watch, the tiny Grand Central Station Locker Creatures.

I half expect Lanny Davis to start belting out;

"Hillary is back! The keeper of the light! All hail Hillary! All hail Hillary! Oh Hillary can you see by the dawn's early light..."

Davis took to whining again the other day, complaining about his appearance on CNN, the night of the North Carolina and Indiana Primary, calling it "Worst experience I ever had on television".

Well, most were late, as Barry Crimmins picked up on it immediately, that night, and duly noted;

While waiting for the Indiana totals, the cable networks marked time by reeling in some of the slack from the jaws of their commentators, who finally seemed to have worked through the denial stage of their grief over the terminal status of the Clinton campaign. Serious hilarity ensued on CNN when Clinton family bootblack Lanny Davis, accustomed to leisurely swatting softballs in such surroundings, was asked to try to explain how his candidate could possibly garner the Democratic nomination. His clumsy response looked even shiftier as Davis squirmed in a suit last worn by Joseph Bologna as King Kaiser in the "Boss Hijack" sketch in My Favorite Year.

If the Superdelegates are being subjected to Lanny Davis's sniveling, his Hillary-running-through-his-veins, essentially touting Hillary's entitlement to the nomination, than they should step forward now, so we can all wave goodbye to Lanny Davis-Clinton.


Bonus Links

TPMtv: Lanny Inanity!

MyDD: Lanny Davis Takes His Toys and Goes Home

James Wolcott: Lanny Davis: Looks Liberal, Tastes like Chicken

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