10. Howard Dean - Hey, you know the DNC thing isn't going to work out
9. Alicia Keys - Big Grammy winner; Can help move the HP iPods
8. Philadelphia Eagles QB, Donovan MCNabb - Will do a good job but screw-up everyday around 4:45PM
7. Paris Hilton - No experience running big company but boy, what PR she'll generate
6. Karl Malone - Recently retired from NBA; He delivers!
5. Al Franken - Also no experience but look at all the free exposure HP will get on Bill O'Reilly's show
4. Dan Rather - Whatever he doesn't know about running HP, he'll make it up
3. Donald Rumsfeld - Tough, has what it takes; Will crush competetion, faster, lighter and cheaper ("High Tech isn't pretty")
2. AOL's Steve Case - He's already screwed up one merger so no trouble that he'll do it again
1. Ray Romano - Series ending, looking for work; Everybody will love'em
9. Alicia Keys - Big Grammy winner; Can help move the HP iPods
8. Philadelphia Eagles QB, Donovan MCNabb - Will do a good job but screw-up everyday around 4:45PM
7. Paris Hilton - No experience running big company but boy, what PR she'll generate
6. Karl Malone - Recently retired from NBA; He delivers!
5. Al Franken - Also no experience but look at all the free exposure HP will get on Bill O'Reilly's show
4. Dan Rather - Whatever he doesn't know about running HP, he'll make it up
3. Donald Rumsfeld - Tough, has what it takes; Will crush competetion, faster, lighter and cheaper ("High Tech isn't pretty")
2. AOL's Steve Case - He's already screwed up one merger so no trouble that he'll do it again
1. Ray Romano - Series ending, looking for work; Everybody will love'em
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