Thursday, February 24, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: How So. Californians Are Coping With The Rain

10. Lobbying to get on the Michael Jackson Jury

9. Watching old reruns of Sea Hunt

8. Confused with Oscars; Thinks Rain Man is nominated this year

7. Passing new legislation for Jet Ski lane on freeways

6. Figuring out how to blame Kobe Bryant for all the rain

5. Learning for first time that Canoe isn't just an after-shave lotion

4. New X Sport - Mud-Slide Surfing

3. Filming new movie - Hey Dude, Where's My Boat!

2. Busy learning how to use umbrellas

1. Searching for the next Grade B actor they can nominate to run for Governor

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