Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Things Overheard at the Red Sox Spring Training

10. I got me one of those Duck Boats - it's getting better milage than my Humvee

9. I hope they don’t do that motivation thing again with William's head, like they did last year

8. Hey Tom … Ahhh, if it doesn't work out this time, mind if I give Katie a call …

7. Too bad Derek's gone, now I'm, gonna be the only one with a 5+ ERA

6. I'll tell you what's a curse … Having to sit next to Pesky on the airplane

5. Oh man, Wells has a six-pack out there in the bullpen with him …

4. Hey Curt, a lot lakes down here - you can practice your walking on water thing

3. Where's Nomar?

2. Oh Christ, do we have to listen to Theo's band again?

1. Wow! You got the primo Balco stuff!

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