Monday, October 24, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: How RNC Is Planning To Spin Possible Rove/Libby Indictments

10. Will get President to withdraw Harriet Miers nomination if Special Prosecutor drops charges

9. Gets President Bush to slap Rove and Libby's wrist so everyone get move forward

8. Will blame Governor Blanco and Mayor Nagin for troubles

7. Rove and Libby claim Executive Privilege and tie up case in court for years

6. If Judith Miller can't remember who gave her Plame's name, how can we believe she spoke with Libby?

5. Rove couldn't have committed crime; Too busy preparing to smear 2006 Democrat Congressional candidates

4. Will get columnist Robert Novak to out Special Prosecutor's wife

3. Have CIA turn up intelligence that Wilson and Plame set up a sting operation and entrapped Rove and Libby

2. Since he lied to the U.N, change a few documents and put all the blame on Colin Powell

1. Say that Rove and Libby thought Grand Jury was part of Ashton Kutcher's "Punked" show and they just played along

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