10. Expand "48-Hours" to "72-Hours" to soak up more ratings
9. Will use new Supreme Supreme Court ruling on Eminent Domain to take over NBC and ABC Headquarters and knock them off the air
8. Partner with Donald Trump to see if his 'Apprentice' show can come up with a new, permanent anchor
7. Institute a "halftime" during CBS Evening News
6. Planning to run the 'Early Show' all day long so he can aggregate the ratings into something decent
5. Pay Ashton Kutcher to "Punk" Walter Cronkite so there's at least one reason to watch CBS news programs
4. Bring back Dan Rather, who will check for new National Guard scandals by anyone
3. Why have field reporters? Can dump them, save budget and just make up news each day
2. Run clips of Jimmy The Greek, and digitally alter them so he can lay odds on the top news stories of the day
1. To attract more younger viewers, new dress code for anchors and reporters of gansta and thug attire
9. Will use new Supreme Supreme Court ruling on Eminent Domain to take over NBC and ABC Headquarters and knock them off the air
8. Partner with Donald Trump to see if his 'Apprentice' show can come up with a new, permanent anchor
7. Institute a "halftime" during CBS Evening News
6. Planning to run the 'Early Show' all day long so he can aggregate the ratings into something decent
5. Pay Ashton Kutcher to "Punk" Walter Cronkite so there's at least one reason to watch CBS news programs
4. Bring back Dan Rather, who will check for new National Guard scandals by anyone
3. Why have field reporters? Can dump them, save budget and just make up news each day
2. Run clips of Jimmy The Greek, and digitally alter them so he can lay odds on the top news stories of the day
1. To attract more younger viewers, new dress code for anchors and reporters of gansta and thug attire
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