Friday, October 28, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Reasons Google Needs A Lobbyist

10. Saw how the government went after Microsoft when they became a monopoly so just being cautious

9. Have already taken all their employees on junkets three times; Need new bodies

8. They've got more money that Jack Abramoff so why not?

7. Part of the plan to change name of "K Street" to "Goggle Avenue"

6. Following Mark Cuban into movie business; First effort - "Larry and Sergy Go To Washington"

5. Wants to establish East Coast campus and D.C. is just about the right size

4. Isn't this the first step to take when you want to purchase an Indian casino?

3. Once they establish lobbyist, can launch a PAC and funnel money to themselves

2. With plans to talk over telephone business, want to avoid being broken up into a bunch of 'Baby Googles'

1. In order to get Google Print going, need to get rid of those pesky copyright laws

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