10. I'm tellin' ya boys, it will be boffo! … Brokeback Three 6 Mafia! … You'll get a truckload of these things next year
9. Is Mickey Rooney sitting in the same seat as last year? ...Wait a minute, did he ever leave?
8. For someone who's big ticket has been starring in "The Mummy", there's a long list of people greater then Rachel Weisz
7. I heard the Bush Administration was going to secretly classify the voting results, just to piss off George Clooney
6. Jon … Oprah… Uma … Uma … Oprah .. Jon
5. Maybe someone should have told Lauren Bacall to just whistle, it might have been easier for her
4. What probably really mattered more to Reese Witherspoon is that Julia Roberts didn't do any major work last year
3. Is there a war going on in Iraq? … I thought is was just some new reality show from Fox
2. If Crash wins Best Picture, we might see the sequel right here on-stage
1. Too bad Charlize Theron's dress wasn't brown - she probably could have gotten some product placement money from UPS
9. Is Mickey Rooney sitting in the same seat as last year? ...Wait a minute, did he ever leave?
8. For someone who's big ticket has been starring in "The Mummy", there's a long list of people greater then Rachel Weisz
7. I heard the Bush Administration was going to secretly classify the voting results, just to piss off George Clooney
6. Jon … Oprah… Uma … Uma … Oprah .. Jon
5. Maybe someone should have told Lauren Bacall to just whistle, it might have been easier for her
4. What probably really mattered more to Reese Witherspoon is that Julia Roberts didn't do any major work last year
3. Is there a war going on in Iraq? … I thought is was just some new reality show from Fox
2. If Crash wins Best Picture, we might see the sequel right here on-stage
1. Too bad Charlize Theron's dress wasn't brown - she probably could have gotten some product placement money from UPS
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